Rally ALL the Pontiac Azteks!!!!! True BEAST!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
09/11/2015 at 14:03 • Filed to: None

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To quote the reporters, “ It’s a miracle to me that this car is still able to drive. It’s a good car! What is it? Pontiac Aztek. ”

Gets crazy OPPO lock at the 27:35 mark for a long while


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > EL_ULY
09/11/2015 at 14:15

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I’m not gonna lie, that’s impressive.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > EL_ULY
09/11/2015 at 14:24

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Those have to be some of the worst reporters I have ever heard:

“Oh, looks like some water, it may have rained there recently”

“That’s a car sign not a railroad train”

like wut?!?!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Patrick Nichols
09/11/2015 at 14:25

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lololololol!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/11/2015 at 14:25

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indeed sir. Had to share


Kinja'd!!! McMike > EL_ULY
09/11/2015 at 14:29

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God, I can hear the Pontiac interior plastic creak from here watching it go down those tracks.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > McMike
09/11/2015 at 14:32

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oh man I would of went crazy. I bet it was insanely loud


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > EL_ULY
09/11/2015 at 14:42

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I love Azteks but can never own one as long as I want to get laid :(


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Moves-Like-Senna
09/11/2015 at 14:45

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You need a cool car to get laid?


Kinja'd!!! McMike > EL_ULY
09/11/2015 at 15:47

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They were picking gray buttons out of the carpet for days!

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > McMike
09/11/2015 at 16:01

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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > EL_ULY
09/11/2015 at 16:20

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Not all, I actually currently don’t own a car as I live in a major city, however, no matter how awesome your life is, an Aztec will not impress haha


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Moves-Like-Senna
09/11/2015 at 16:24

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an Aztek would need something drastic to even come close to impress lol :]


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > EL_ULY
09/11/2015 at 16:38

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Hahaha, everyone will look at you but not the same way as when you roll up in a Bentley or an Escalade haha.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Moves-Like-Senna
09/11/2015 at 16:54

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mmmehhhh idk.

Bentley = rich douche, gross old man, or classy old man

Escalade = No imagination, ghetto, government employee


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > EL_ULY
09/11/2015 at 17:41

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I’ve driven all three and Both the Bentley and Escalade did very well pulling up to the restaurant... the Aztec, the date wouldn’t even get in lol.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Moves-Like-Senna
09/11/2015 at 17:42

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indeed


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > EL_ULY
09/11/2015 at 20:08

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nutter!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/11/2015 at 20:22

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Butter?